Post 2000.

Two Thousand posts to this blog. Originally hosted on a web of various free web spaces available to my parents' two Teleport dial-up internet accounts, this site currently rests firmly on the Blogspot servers where all mediocre blogs go to become obscure.

I have not a lot to say on this landmark post.

Of course, lack of content has never stopped me from typing away. Having said that, I've achieved a few milestones this year. I've hit eight years of self employment (it's a lot like unemployment, just busier). I'm now typing my two thousandth blog post. From the end of last year through the beginning of this year I went six months without drinking (or Xanax).

I've found a renewed interest in home and work. I'm a new man. I just need to lose about 50 pounds. Christ... I've got a physical tomorrow and I feel... you know when you show up to class and you find out that the final is that day and you had all term to study and you didn't so you know you're entirely fucked and probably going to flunk? That's how I feel about my physical tomorrow. I'm about to go shopping for mumus.

I'm going to get back into the MMA stuff. I liked it. I like the people. It's a reminder that 40 minutes on an elliptical does not make for a true workout. I also like punching and kicking things.

I'll have to do something exciting and write about it for another "2000th" post. How many tries will it take for me to get a good 2000th post? The suspense is underwhelming.

jg

I'm not actually getting married on 11/11/11

I keep saying that I'm going to get married on November 11 of this year due to my numerological fascination with the numbers 1111. I've no concrete plans to get married on 11/11/11. I'm not currently dating anyone at the moment. It's just a mediocre joke I keep perpetuating on this site and some people read it and (understandably) are wondering where their "Save The Date" refrigerator magnets are. Or some shit.

I'm out.

G.