Amy, my girlfriend, visited this site last night. She was cool with it; a few entries didn't sit well, but otherwise she thought it was good.

She didn't think that the David Blaine spoofs were funny. I've learned to appreciate differences in senses of humor in a relationship. I dated a girl once who didn't think Chappele's "Rick James" skit was funny. I really think it's corny to blog about relationships and even typing the word "girlfriend" makes me feel boring.

I didn't do shit last night. I bought some Sparks and watched Miami Vice. Then I watched Amy read my site. Then we watched my favorite South Park episode, "Scott Tenorman Must Die."

Working all day today. My first task is to find a motherboard manufacturer that makes a mobo with five ISA slots. This would be easier if I had a DeLorean and a Huey Lewis soundtrack.

Wow, nerdy and obscure. I kick ass.

goochout

It's often mentioned in front of her, but never shown to her. I'm talking about this website and my girlfriend. I had a girlfriend when I started this site back in 1999 and decided not to show it to her for a number of reasons. For one, neither one of us wanted her associated with a bunch of tired, bad, inappropriate jokes. If I'm going to be an idiot on the internet, it doesn't mean I have to make her look like one, too.

No girl I've dated, except for one, reads my site on a regular basis. Some of this stuff is funny, unless you're romantically involved with me (read the Breakup Column, the Everything I Learned... Porn, post, the Porn Star Era pictures). It's best to separate the two worlds.

Now, however, worlds will collide. The girlfriend du moment is saying she wants to read this site. I should generate a phone website with a blog full of excerpts copied and pasted from the Dr. Laura site.

Or something.

We'll see how it goes.

goochout

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