Saturday, February 11, 2006

Sorry if the last few entries offended anyone, if not simply for the language. I've been a wreck the last week with working, moving, strip club DJing. I slept 12 hours last night. My drive home last night was that of a man who looked at going to bed and sleeping in the way some people are eager to go do something fun. I was driving 50mph down Halsey popping Seroquels like skittles and thinking about the joy of sleeping and not having to wake up for anything.

Fucking bliss.

So I worked today, working tonight at the strip club, and will work tomorrow. I guess making money is augmented by having no time to spend it. Beach vacation next weekend. Pretty stoked.

Dieting has been a struggle for me and I've put myself on a program starting this last Monday. Lost 4 pounds so far. A drop in the bucket, but I'll get there.

Wow, what a lame blog. I'll try and think of something funny to write as opposed to "What I did this week by John Gallucci age 31."

GOOCH:lame and out.

Friday, February 10, 2006

[LOGS/HOME] 2/09/2006 02:46:10 PM Comment:
im sad.. you'll fuck her??? what about me???

Oof... that was one crazy blog. It's a seldom occurence that one is able to read their drunken blog and garner the same intrigue as, well, one of you who reads it for the first time. Where do I come up with this shit? Oh, man... it's bizarre being me some time. Honestly, I wouldn't trade places with anyone right now, except for someone that got to sleep four hours ago.

And yes, Amanda I'll fuck you. How about something more romantic than that though... like "make like to you?"

GOOCHOUT

Thursday, February 09, 2006

I find the following truths to be self evident: #1: I'm drunk. #2: fuck off. #3 lick my balls.

There, with all that said, I'll continue:

If I asked you out tonight for dinner or God knows what... I was trying to get laid.

#2: Jesus... Teena, Quit bringing guys with mullets around you and yes... I''ll fuck you.

#3: fuck it; im drnmk\.... goochout