Thursday, February 09, 2006

I find the following truths to be self evident: #1: I'm drunk. #2: fuck off. #3 lick my balls.

There, with all that said, I'll continue:

If I asked you out tonight for dinner or God knows what... I was trying to get laid.

#2: Jesus... Teena, Quit bringing guys with mullets around you and yes... I''ll fuck you.

#3: fuck it; im drnmk\.... goochout

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