I was doing a Google search for "sodomy" and "rottweiler" and found this news story:

N.J. Man Accused Of Sodomizing Neighbor's Female Rottweiler

I forgot to take a hiatus this year, which I'll start now. I'll jot notes and post something next Thursday, December 13 - sooner if something develops worth writing. Otherwise, I'm going to work on this "non-drinking" thing a doctor told me to do "If I could," as he put it. Fucking great... my reputation precedes me everywhere I go. Apparently, the girl passed out in the car had her feelings hurt that I posted that picture. My apologies to her. And I seldom apologize on this site. I mean its not like I drew on her and took pictures, I just posted a picture and an anecdote in real time.

Happy New Year. I guess.

GOOCH: painfully sober.