Awesome. This park is adjacent to my condo complex and is in fact where I frequently jog. And by frequently, I mean once a week. Lately, if that.
Wood Village is a small town. I'm likely a suspect. She was able to see the penis from about 20 feet away, so I'll quickly be ruled out. If I'd said "hey, wait, look" like the flasher in the article, she would have stopped, walked closer and squinted her eyes toward my groin before screaming "holy shit, that's a penis."
