Sources: Rifle found in suspects' car [CNN]

John Allen Muhammad

Could this be the first black serial killer? He's got the three-name qualification, although Williams sounds like a better serial killer name than Muhammad. More on this as it develops. I just heard a guy on the news say that "a rifle is called a 'rifle' because of the 'rifling' in the barrel that spins the bullet... like when a quarterback throws a football." Why isn't a pistol called a rifle? It spins the bullet, too.

New pictures on the Pics page. Click above to see them. They were taken at Allegra Drum Crafters of Oregon during a clinic put on by Erik R. Hargrove, one of two drummers for James Brown. Not pictured: the obnoxious amount of Coors I consumed.

Boy... am I drunk... tell me that this chick isn't hot:

Sara Rue from some ABC show. Who knows... who cares... I bought her domain name, www.sararue.com, and would be honored to be considered her first stalker.

Had a good time tonight at Allegra Drums. Will post explanation and pictures tomorrow.

As long as there's been a border between the US and Mexico, there has never... EVER... been an illegal immigrant as unlucky as the two that pulled up to the surveilled pay phone Monday morning in Richmond, Virginia. Holy shit... I mean, these guys probably had no idea what was going on and (according to unconfirmed reports) literally crapped green cards as they were pulled out of the van. They should send a copy of the video (if there is one) to Univision and title it "INS: Caught on tape." Illegal immigration would be cut in half.

HEY, HERE'S A PAY PHONE...
Two illegal immigrants make a phone call while police in Richmond, VA think they're closing in on the sniper.

Click HERE for the full story (A day late).