Whyy is everyone making such a big deal about the Royal wedding coverage? It's pretty much the same as it was 30 years ago when the last generation of boring as hell royals got hitched. Unemployment is at an all time high and two more soap operas just got cancelled. It's just escapism entertainment. Not everyone is as socially conscious as you.
Certain people would have taken it as offensive/directed at them personally. I don't care that much either way.
goochout.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
Sing it: And there'll be bunnies hopping and Christ is rising there too...
The story of Easter, as I recall it is that Jesus gets tortured and killed, put into a tomb, and after a few days wakes up and moves the boulder sealing off the tomb. Is the story of Easter not the greatest setup for a rampage film ever?
I mean, a thirty three year old with a kickass beard emerges from a tomb. He looks at his hands and feet to see unhealed nail holes are still present. He pauses, looks up and screams "dude, what the fuck was that!?"Cut to underground bunker filled with fully automatic assault rifles, grenades. Jesus throws an AK-47 and a rocket launcher over each shoulder and an ammo belt and a rosary around his neck. Don we now our death apparel. All he'd need is an ironically Hasidic Jewish sidekick and let he who casts the first stone get his motherfucking cap peeled.
goochout.