Facebook Post that Didn't Make it... UPDATE

At the 11:11...

My indoor soccer team told me I've been replaced by a better player. I don't know how they expect to get his wheelchair on and off the field but hey, that's not my problem.

Facebook post that did make it:

Bin Laden unarmed? If that mattered, we would have sent the LAPD to kill him. He would have not only been found "armed," they would have found a loaded crack pipe and a bloody glove.

Everyone except a cop friend (PPB) seemed to think it was funny.

Update: I almost (after one beer) commented to the Portland Police Sergeant the following (call this a smartass comment that didn't make it):

Portland Police don't need drop guns. They have Grand Juries.

I didn't post it because having a night stick surgically removed from my asshole would cut into my weekend. You know, because the doctors would have to cut into my weak end.

I'm an idiot.
Back to the grill... again.

goochout.

And at the 11:11...

I'm a recovering asshole. I'm beginning to see the error of my ways and I'm slowly evolving (or, more accurately, undevolving) into what you people call a genuine human being. With feelings and stuff.

About to listen to the new Beastie Boys album. I hope it's good. New South Park season starts this week. I hope it doesn't follow the suck trend of the last couple years. I just want everyone to understand when they should call it quits.

Like me with this post.

goochout.