From the movie Jackie Brown:
Ordell Robbie:[to Melanie, who's smoking pot] That shit'll rob you of your ambitions
Melanie: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.
I've met a ton of chicks in Troutdale. Two of them, and they weighed about 1000 pounds each.
Can someone tell me what the fuck VH1 is doing playing the movie City Slickers? All of the niche stations such as MTV, VH1, TNN, TLC, etc., have all homogenized into what I like to call "A CESSPOOL OF SHITTY FUCKING PROGRAMMING." If I want to watch a movie, I'll watch a movie channel, If I want to watch videos, I'd like to watch MTV or VH1. However, cable television has degregated into an unwatchable potpourri of mediocrity.
That's why I'm so incredibly happy that my friend bought me a Malaysian import DVD of the movie Scarface. It arrived sealed in plastic, the sweat of the six-year-old Malaysian factory workers fresh on the cover. It's the best thing on my TV.
MUSIC FIRST? MY ASS.
