Sunday night was so bad for me in terms of a relapse alcoholic bender that I ended up having to buy flowers for a girl, which hasn't happened since I got drunk and became an asshole last May. I'm becoming disoriented as of late... I'm never sure what day it is and when I wake up I'm not sure where I'm at. I can't remember if things occured today, yesterday, or two days ago. I actually said to someone "Today's Monday" yesterday. I met an attractive girl a few weeks ago and hung out with her Tuesday night. I found out from a mutual friend that the girl is a Gemini and I now refuse to date her. When did I start to give a shit about that? Oh, I know... it's when I realized that every nut job girl in my life - whether friend or someone I've dated - is, in fact, a gemini. Something to think about. Or not. I'm not putting too much thought into anything.

EARLY MORNING PHOTOS ARE BACK!

Mad props to Gregster for helping me during my panicked attempt to get the password protection off of my webserver. Just a little glitch I incurred during a server upgrade. This Bud's for you, yo.

GOOCH:same as it ever was.

They're roasting Jeff Foxworthy on Comedy Central. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm not too thrilled that "redneck" comedy has made a comeback. The jokes are all pretty much the same. I get it... you've got appliances and/or a car in your overgrown front lawn. I get it... you date your sister. Ooh! you've all got catch phrases - can we hear them a thousand times during your act? A funny joke in the teasers is Larry the Cable Guy saying that Jeff Foxworthy's show wasn't funny... that "Roots" was funnier than the Jeff Foxworthy show. I'm sure a lot of people from the South think that "Roots" was in fact a comedy and not a drama.

GOOCH:single