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TMZ: O.J. Simpson Goes Down Big Time

Thirteen years to the day after OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder, he had
the book thrown at him -- Simpson has been convicted on 12 criminal counts,
including kidnapping, armed robbery and burglary. He faces life in prison.

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DeNiro and Scorecese to team up for another gangster film (WENN)

Morning Wood...

Tina Fey. She won an Emmy. She's hot. She's smart. She's a writer. She has an inexplicable scar. She wears glasses. I haven't jerked off to her yet, but she's got a solid place in my J.O. bullpen.

I'm upset right now. When I'm upset, it's when I have to just start typing. I mean, I'm sharing a very personal moment with you by joking about to whom I want to jerk off. This is the literate equivalent of thumb sucking for me. Fuck it.

I'm going to go tanning. And lift weights. The sweat will hide my tears.



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Forgive me...

What happened to Wednesday?

I've been working 11 hour days.

That would mean something if I, you know, dug ditches and shit like that. I don't. I slang computers, computer accessories, and tech support. Not very physically taxing. Emotionally and mentally, it is. However, comma, when you're emotionally and mentally bankrupt - who gives a shit?

When I'm not being a nerd for pay, I am a nerd in my free time. I am downloading a bootleg "milestone" (what Microsoft calls its products before they're determined to be "beta") version of Windows 7.

System 7 is to XP and Vista is to Millenium Edition. Vista is a motherfucking failure. I haven't hopped on the bandwagon (I have 'downgraded' some users from Vista to XP), just like I didn't with ME.

Windows 7 will be my savior. XP is like Christ, and the drop of Windows 7 will be considered Easter.

Analogies abound.

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goochthefuck out.

Morning Wood...

Bobbi Billard. Why? Because we like her!

I have nothing to say. The world is a fucked up place. A vampire. Set to drain.

Is that even the lyrics? Fuck it.

goochout.

Morning Wood...

Normally, I post the MWs the night before. I do this, because I seldom see the time of 7:11 in real life. Last night I took an Advil PM and slept through Entourage as well as tossed and turned all night.

So, I woke up early this morning and watched my DVRed Entourage. As always, did not disappoint. I'm extremely happy that they've given Amanda (Carla Gugino), the agent, another story arc. She's so dreamy. And cleavagy. I choose her as today's Morning Wood. There's some nude shots of her on the internet, but you'll have to google that on your own. This is, after all, a family fucking website.

Damn, I'm groggy from that Advil PM. My Mom told me she sleeps "a sound seven hours" and doesn't toss and turn at all. Either she and I have very differing experiences with this OTC drug, or she's about to call and laugh and say "how'd you sleep last night, asshole?"

Just kidding. My Mother loves me.

goochout.

Remember when...

Remember when animated .gifs ruled the internet for the innovative way in which they brought simulated video and funny animations (often involving a penis or some sexual act) to the web? Here's one I like: