Tina Fey. She won an Emmy. She's hot. She's smart. She's a writer. She has an inexplicable scar. She wears glasses. I haven't jerked off to her yet, but she's got a solid place in my J.O. bullpen.
I'm upset right now. When I'm upset, it's when I have to just start typing. I mean, I'm sharing a very personal moment with you by joking about to whom I want to jerk off. This is the literate equivalent of thumb sucking for me. Fuck it.
I'm going to go tanning. And lift weights. The sweat will hide my tears.
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