I was perusing imdb.com and came across this disturbing fact in the "trivia" section of the E.T. entry:

Spielberg is reported to have spent $100,000 digitally removing guns from the 2002 20th Anniversary re-release of the movie to appease gun-hating star Drew Barrymore.

Drew Barrymore is a goddamned idiot.

This guy should work for Nasa... Click HERE

Just spent another week at Microsoft Boot Camp. Round three is next week. I've thought of a new product, though...

Not since chocolate and peanut butter have two ingredients (rum and cola) gone so great together.

Meanwhile, I'm watching a Magician show on television and it just occurred to me that every magician looks like the grownup version of the kids I saw playing Dungeons and Dragons in middle school. What happened to making a rabbit jump out of a hat? The fire, choreography and the theatrics are lost on me.

You'll notice that the webcam isn't really doing anything. That's because there is no webcam. I just haven't yanked the link yet. I haven't updated the page much, but I've been too busy with school and rolling my fat ass to the gym.

NBC is doing a tribute to John Belushi next Monday. Sweet. The other networks could show hours and hours of interracial midget porn and it wouldn't goddamned matter... I'd watch the Belushi show. I'd tape the midget porn, but I'd definitely watch Belushi.