Is semi-colon cancer better than colon cancer?

Shaving my balls is the most uninstinctive thing I've ever done in my entire life. Next to cleaning my bathroom.

Sometimes when I install a computer for a customer, I feel as though I'm merely placing a porn machine inside a family home.

Bed time.

goochout

I've spent some time lately thinking about the dynamics of sex and sex acts (what else am I going to do, read a book or something?). I've decided that the hand job is like the "snooze button" for sex. If a guy is trying to bang a girl and she doesn't want to (or can't) and the buffet dinner he bought didn't deserve blow job compensation, then the hand job is the most detached way to diffuse the situation. My take: It's something I was going to do anyways, so if someone else ends up doing it... I consider a win a win.

I was talking to a pregnant friend of mine about pregnant women in general "relieving" their husbands during pregnancy. The hand job came up, as well as the blow job. During the discussion, I determined that since the pregnant woman is "eating for two" and that I would not want my unborn child in some way ingesting my load. Can you imagine being a child in the womb and seeing all these familiar faces swim by?

Somebody else's unborn child?

Not a problem. That's just me, though.

I guess you can have regular sex while the girl is pregnant. I wouldn't. I think when the kid's born and their head looks like a bowling bowl, it's not the "skull still developing" bullshit. Daddy (or his best friend) had been traumatizing the baby's head for the entire third trimester.

I've gotta go. Sorry for the delay in posting this blog. I'll try not to let you down again.

gooch:out