I've already (all but) given up drinking. I've taken up reading and given up cable. I take mass transit on occasion. I eat healthier (up until the last few days as I indulge before the New Year. I guess I did my resolutions early. I gave up being interesting for 2011.
Remember when an XBox was a girl you used to casually date and an XBox 360 was a girl you used to casually date but kept coming back?
Would have posted it, was afraid of the random nature of my Facebook friends. UPDATE: posted on twitter, deleted simulcast from Facebook. Shoots and scores.
Forgot to publish this yesterday... not bothering finishing it.
Oh, my God. I have a headache of epic proportions. It's like gremlins are pushing car cigarette lighters into the back of my eye balls. I'm nauseous. The two pieces of pizza did not help at all. Caffeine and food, my solutions to everything have failed me. And so I weep gently to myself. And to anyone reading this site.