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Birthdays aside (how many fucking people were born in May, or why did no one use birth control in August, anyways?) I'm staying home this weekend. Maybe get my house to not look so bacheloresque. Shit... I've got nothing for this post. I took a soccerball to the balls (the soccerball won) Wednesday night in what could be the most excruciating moment in my sports (ahem) career. Holy fucking shit... that was painful. It's what I get for wearing boxers while playing an athletic event. It's what I get for playing an athletic event.

I won't be the first, nor the last to comment on this atrocity of a performance that Fergie gave on NBC today. The whole thing was made more uncomfortable by the fact that the audience was primarily families with kids (kids young enough to think that they're watching real talent). Getting on her knees in front of the guitarist like she's about to blow him, suggestive grunts, writhing on in-crowd platform in front of a group of kids with an average age of eight, screaming Guns and Roses' lyrics "you're in the jungle baby... you're going to die" are just some of the lowlights of this clip.

Fergie is more butterfacilicious than fergilicious. I found myself wanting to throw cold cuts and sliced cheese and bread at her ass.

I guess that means it's lunch time?

goochout.

One of my customers was inquiring about how to get away from Microsoft products. He wants to try a Linux product. I told him that I know nothing about Linux type operating systems. And by "know nothing," I mean try Ubuntu. I don't know much about Linux, because the money in IT is fixing the ubiquitous yet flawed Microsoft products. Vista... a headache for end users and a fucking gold mine for technicians.

Here's a video of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer getting eggs thrown at him by a kid who A: looks like me, and B: throws like me. Badly.



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Happy Birthday, Amy.

Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Emaciated Skeleton.

Heh.

The new Indiana Jones movie is being well received in France. Nice Cannes... indeed.


Happy Birthday Peter Mayhew (aka... Chewbacca)

ABC NEWS: Star Wars actors... where are they now?

Where are they now? Trying to borrow money from Harrison Ford.

Heh... again.

goochout.