Birthdays aside (how many fucking people were born in May, or why did no one use birth control in August, anyways?) I'm staying home this weekend. Maybe get my house to not look so bacheloresque. Shit... I've got nothing for this post. I took a soccerball to the balls (the soccerball won) Wednesday night in what could be the most excruciating moment in my sports (ahem) career. Holy fucking shit... that was painful. It's what I get for wearing boxers while playing an athletic event. It's what I get for playing an athletic event.
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