Saturday, December 25, 2004

New York Daily News - Daily Dish & Gossip - Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: We'll never have Paris again

Good take on La Skanque. I'm not a fan; her best work so far has been an amateur sex video. That's hot... indeed. Otherwise, you take away the money and she's merely a slut for which my home of East County is known for its abundance. Word. Fuck'n A. gooch:OUT

Friday, December 24, 2004

I'm switching to the Fatkins diet. My excersize program was designed by Charles Fatlas.

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Getting through the holiday season okay. Not committing to so many parties/events this year. Reconciliation with the ex is working out okay after all.

Shopping this Christmas has been fun. I waited until Wednesday night to do ANY Christmas shopping. The girl formerly known as "ex" and I went on a spree that covered three stores and five hours. Gift wrapping that night went until 2:30am. 'Tis the season to be sleepy.

Meanwhile, the parking lots are full and I never realized how many white SUVs there are in Gresham until I've looked for my car in a crowded parking lot.

I'm gonna get my responsible drink on tonight.

Merry Christmas, schmucks.

GOOCH:jolly indeed.

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Getting fat and drunk at office parties this week; sorry for the lack of updates. I'm buzzed hard right now and it just turned 3pm. It's cool that people invite the contractor computer guy to their office parties. Anyways... I usually take time off during the holidays anyway. Marty:Salutations. Girlfriend:Acknowledged. Gooch:OUT.