Friday, December 24, 2004

I'm switching to the Fatkins diet. My excersize program was designed by Charles Fatlas.

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Getting through the holiday season okay. Not committing to so many parties/events this year. Reconciliation with the ex is working out okay after all.

Shopping this Christmas has been fun. I waited until Wednesday night to do ANY Christmas shopping. The girl formerly known as "ex" and I went on a spree that covered three stores and five hours. Gift wrapping that night went until 2:30am. 'Tis the season to be sleepy.

Meanwhile, the parking lots are full and I never realized how many white SUVs there are in Gresham until I've looked for my car in a crowded parking lot.

I'm gonna get my responsible drink on tonight.

Merry Christmas, schmucks.

GOOCH:jolly indeed.

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