Good Morning

Here's a sample of what you get when you wake up next to me in the morning. You're going to want to say "call me a cab, please" halfway through this. They all ask for a cab. [sobs gently]

UPDATE:

[by request, sorry for the nudity]:

Eh... I got nothing.

I saw a pro-abortion protestor holding a sign with a picture of a coat hanger, implying that if abortions were made illegal, this would be the only resort for women who want to get one.

I thought it would be hilarious to have a midget marching next to her, holding a sign with a picture of a paper clip.

I think I was an unwanted child. My Father still pokes at me with a coat hanger from time to time, clearly missing the entire concept of late term abortion. "Dad... you can't abort me. I'm in the 145th trimester. It's too late. I'm thirty-fucking-five."

Going to be 36:

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Gooch: The 36th Birthday Party
Celebrating my ability to date someone half my age. Legally.

April 24th - 8pm

Vertigo Bar


Corner of 43rd and Hawthorne (click link for full information).


I would say "more info to follow" or some shit like that. But that's pretty much it.



gooch:out

Deep thoughts...

I was driving up I-5 today when I smelled something resembling hot chocolate. It smelled really good, but then I wondered from where the smell was emanating. Was it in my car? Was it a chemical truck with delicious smelling fumes? It was then I decided that pleasant smells cease being pleasant when they come from unknown sources.

Mindy Mcready has a sex tape coming out on April 19th... my birthday? Priceless. I sort of think she's hot. At least she used to be hot. After a period of drugs and abuse she sort of ceased being hot and became, um, approachable. You know... looking for someone to take care of her. A knight in shining armor. Who is that person? I don't know, but I'd help her find him after I had semi-anonymous sex with her. Just kidding. I'd just leave.

I'm sophisticated and classy. Where are my chaps and clown makeup? I'm going out tonight.

goochout.