I was driving up I-5 today when I smelled something resembling hot chocolate. It smelled really good, but then I wondered from where the smell was emanating. Was it in my car? Was it a chemical truck with delicious smelling fumes? It was then I decided that pleasant smells cease being pleasant when they come from unknown sources.
Mindy Mcready has a sex tape coming out on April 19th... my birthday? Priceless. I sort of think she's hot. At least she used to be hot. After a period of drugs and abuse she sort of ceased being hot and became, um, approachable. You know... looking for someone to take care of her. A knight in shining armor. Who is that person? I don't know, but I'd help her find him after I had semi-anonymous sex with her. Just kidding. I'd just leave.
I'm sophisticated and classy. Where are my chaps and clown makeup? I'm going out tonight.
goochout.
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