Eh... I got nothing.

I saw a pro-abortion protestor holding a sign with a picture of a coat hanger, implying that if abortions were made illegal, this would be the only resort for women who want to get one.

I thought it would be hilarious to have a midget marching next to her, holding a sign with a picture of a paper clip.

I think I was an unwanted child. My Father still pokes at me with a coat hanger from time to time, clearly missing the entire concept of late term abortion. "Dad... you can't abort me. I'm in the 145th trimester. It's too late. I'm thirty-fucking-five."

Going to be 36:

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Gooch: The 36th Birthday Party
Celebrating my ability to date someone half my age. Legally.

April 24th - 8pm

Vertigo Bar


Corner of 43rd and Hawthorne (click link for full information).


I would say "more info to follow" or some shit like that. But that's pretty much it.



gooch:out