Maybe we should put the striking television writers in a reality show. We should make them do challenges and demean themselves in an effort to a) entertain us, and b) show them that most reality shows that they came up with/ stole from someone else are stupid.
Kim Kardashian is out promoting her Playboy issue. I can imagine hundred(s) of people rushing out to get a magazine for pictures they've already seen on the internet. Or to see "artistic" pictures of a girl that did this video:
I think there's more demand for the edited out uriphilia (read: peeing on Kim) footage of Vivid Video's KimK release than airbrushed pictures in Playboy. I think the social conscious has evolved into hardcore so much that I've actually read Playboy for the articles. Maybe it's just my social consciousness.
I saw Kim's step dad Bruce Jenner on a judge show called "Jury Duty" with judge Bruce Cutler (the 'teflon' of John Gotti's teflon don mystique) . This show tries cases decided on by celebrities such as Todd Bridges, Elayne Boosler, Paula Poundstone, Kevin Sorbo, and Linda Blair as well as others. You see how I said "celebrities" without italics or quotations? Self control. That's what that was. And I'm still buzzed from last night and I'm sarcasm numbed. I looked twice and indeed the show was created in 2007, not 1987.
Two things about Bruce Jenner: 1) His website is so self serving that it's laughable. Go to his website and think about him sitting in his den and writing the flash intro. And apparently medical science has not mastered the art of plastic surgery:
He needs hair reduction surgery, if you aks me.
Do you think that rappers saying "y'all better aks somebody" was just a typo that stuck?
Happy Birthday, Ryan/Q-Ball.
goochout.
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