Monday, September 15, 2003

Porcupines have their quills. Skunks have their musk. Humans? Human men have liquor dick. Liquor Dick: The body's natural defense against fucking ugly chicks.

I just had one person in a two hour time frame tell me via text message, instant message, and over the phone that I'm a loser that drinks too much. Like my self esteem needs to be taxed to that extreme. The fact that I'm hung over right now doesn't help either.

My commercial is out. I filmed a TV commercial in February and it has finally been released to the local market. It might be in Seattle and Michigan, too. I'll get a video capture and stream it as soon as I can.

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