Continuing with my ongoing obsession with cable television, I've been watching Animal Planet (AP). This is a cable channel that consists of programming aimed at pets, pet lovers, pet breeders, and the unfortunate souls whose remote control batteries died just as Animal Planet popped on the screen.
Think of it as the Playboy Channel for people that are into bestiality.
On an upcoming show on AP, they're going to feature some regular person whose dog has a "knack" for finding murder victims. What a real fun f*cking dog to have at home. Imagine the follow-up therapy necessary for the kid who gets led to a corpse when he walks the dog.
I have to go buy new batteries for my remote.
-gooch
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