GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

The first time I saw Star Wars (Episode IV), it was on a Betamax machine. The year: 1978. A long time ago, in a zip code far, far away, I was four years old, learning the importance of morality and ethics while watching bootleg videotapes. In the tradition of my youth, I'll watch Episode II for the first time on my computer. It'll be grainy, like the old Betamax. It'll be a copy that was filmed with a video camera in a theater, like the old Betamax. It won't be in stereo, like the old Betamax.

Where's the popcorn?

Ripped off Lucas, you have.