Check out this tanning bed. I bought a package of tans for the use of this bed last night for an undisclosed amount. The SS75 boasts special shoulder, sides, and face tanning bulbs, air conditioning, satellite radio access, and overhead controls. This thing is so powerful that it not only got rid of my cancer through a chemo-like process, but it also cooked the chicken pot pie I sat next to me in the bed. Hey, I've got to do everything I can to look good because unemployment checks are NOT aphrodisiacs.
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