Holy shit. I'm perpetually tired now. I worked 86 hours from last Thursday to Wednesday, two days ago. Relationship is in shambles, I haven't talked to any of my friends, I've no energy to do anything, yet I've got plenty to do. I need to go tanning, buy hair products and get a haircut tomorrow.
While I'm at it, I'll go shopping for a new dress. Jesus, what have I become?
I saw one of those "Carbohydrate Addicts" books floating around. Can you imagine an actual carbohydrate addict? I picture a guy on a street corner offering to trade hand jobs for sugar packets. Guys selling their televisions for $10 so they can buy a loaf of bread and a bag of C&H. People going on carb benders. Sweet.
I've got to go... I'm going to suck some dick for a shot of corn syrup and a pixie stick. I'm addicted to Carbs!!!
Get it?
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