All I really need to know about sex I learned from watching porn:
Girls like it when you shoot a load in their face. The more the better. This technique also eliminates the need to use a condom during sex.
Jazz music always leads to sex.
Women like anal sex more than they would really lead you to believe. You should try to integrate it into every intimate encounter you have.
While receiving oral sex, put your hand on the back of the girl's head. It shows her that you really appreciate her efforts.
Hot girls with big fake breasts love fat guys with hairy backs.
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End of the month. Lots of paperwork to do. It's too nice outside to work. I will anyways.
goochout.
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