Saturday, November 24, 2007

I was watching the History Channel today in an effort to learn stuff. Turns out Adolf Hitler was a real dick. If I was Jewish, I'd never take a shower. Baths only for this Heeb. I'd wrap every shower head in my home with a plastic bag and duct tape. Soap on a rope: out. Mr Bubble: in. I'd get suspended from school for refusing to shower after PE. I'd sue and make the school district put in a clawfoot tub in the communal shower in the locker rooms. I wouldn't ride trains either. Fuck trains. Showers... trains... fool me once, motherfuckers...

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