Steal a computer, then charge $50/hour for 40 hours to "retrieve" the missing data. Classic. Probably got a computer sale as well.
Meanwhile, I'm working to fix my GPS unit. TomTom is BrokeBroke. Good rule of thumb: If you see me in front of your electronic device and I'm unbending a paperclip, it's bad news. I just, you know, hate operating on one of my own. I'm not losing you, TomTom. Not on my watch. Oh, yeah, my watch is broken too. Where do you stick the paperclip in it?
I'm going to say "you're pretty" to like 10 girls tonight. That will make me look charming and them like me. I'm going to shower too. I know... it's not Wednesday, but I'm feeling lucky.
goochout.
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