Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I love my bitches, but where's my crackaz?

Shalom.

I've never been to jail. If I ever get the chance, I want to make sure my mug shot is pretty tight because I want to blow that shit up, frame it, and light it up with some track lighting.

I check out http://www.pdxmugshots.com/ about every day. It's like a dynamic-content yearbook of degenerates. Some of whom I know. There's nothing better than coming across a dude or girl that you know in a mug shot collection. I can say this, because I'm truly burned out on internet porn, so it's either this or cancel my internet. I mean, who checks email anymore?

Check out the website and check out some of these rock stars:


He's booked on assault charges. Apparently he repeatedly hit someone in the toe with the side of his face.

Before (11/2010)

After (05/17/2011)

Failed to register as a sex offender. In all fairness, should you have to register
as a sex offender when you look like this? It's sort of a given, I'd imagine.
Like someone in a wheelchair having to register as a handicapped person.




I'm off to bed. Peace.
goochout.

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