Fuck you.... Fuck you..... and - oh yeah....
fuck you.
drunkgooch:out
Friday, June 29, 2007
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
I'm watching Superman Returns and couldn't help but notice that James Marden
Gets cock blocked in this movie and The Notebook. Heh.
goochout
Gets cock blocked in this movie and The Notebook. Heh.
goochout
Just chillin'
At home in my chambers watching Judge Judy while the A/C unit cools away. I sunburned myself yesterday. The sun has always been my friend. It brings me warmth... and tan. How could it injure me so?
I've dropped another 6 ounces. This eating right and exercising is really paying off. It's awesome being the fattest jogger on the track. I'm going to look like James Belushi when I'm older.
Fuck.
I'm hungry and I need a drink. What time is it? Six PM?
Fuck again.
Entourage better kick up some better plotlines. They finally made Billy Walsh somewhat more bearable to watch. Anthony Michael Hall pissing off a balcony was a nice touch. I actually did that at a bachelor party at the Doubletree at Lloyd Center.
I have no desire to leave this room. I have the internet, television, and air conditioning. If somehow a pizza got delivered I'd be the happiest man alive. Okay, if a pizza and a blowjob got delivered.
Then I'd be content.
Wow, Gooch. A pizza and blowjob reference. Really pushing the bounds of comedy, eh?
At home in my chambers watching Judge Judy while the A/C unit cools away. I sunburned myself yesterday. The sun has always been my friend. It brings me warmth... and tan. How could it injure me so?
I've dropped another 6 ounces. This eating right and exercising is really paying off. It's awesome being the fattest jogger on the track. I'm going to look like James Belushi when I'm older.
Fuck.
I'm hungry and I need a drink. What time is it? Six PM?
Fuck again.
Entourage better kick up some better plotlines. They finally made Billy Walsh somewhat more bearable to watch. Anthony Michael Hall pissing off a balcony was a nice touch. I actually did that at a bachelor party at the Doubletree at Lloyd Center.
I have no desire to leave this room. I have the internet, television, and air conditioning. If somehow a pizza got delivered I'd be the happiest man alive. Okay, if a pizza and a blowjob got delivered.
Then I'd be content.
Wow, Gooch. A pizza and blowjob reference. Really pushing the bounds of comedy, eh?
Monday, June 25, 2007
Notes to self:
DVR "Entourage" because the On Demand version isn't in HD.
Don't joke about adultery at a wedding reception where you don't know anyone.
It is possible to overtan.
Men's Wearhouse is into the MAD upsell. Walk in for a shirt, come out with a suit.
The show "Intervention" is not a comedy series.
65 degrees is not swimming weather.
If your biggest decision of the day is weather to jerk off to Alba or Biel, you need a second job.
If you drive a vehicle in Bend, OR, expect to be pulled over.
DVR "Entourage" because the On Demand version isn't in HD.
Don't joke about adultery at a wedding reception where you don't know anyone.
It is possible to overtan.
Men's Wearhouse is into the MAD upsell. Walk in for a shirt, come out with a suit.
The show "Intervention" is not a comedy series.
65 degrees is not swimming weather.
If your biggest decision of the day is weather to jerk off to Alba or Biel, you need a second job.
If you drive a vehicle in Bend, OR, expect to be pulled over.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Happy Father's Day. Today is the second most ignored day in the strip club industry. It's second only to Tax Day.
I'll be going to my Dad's today. He needs me to install a hard drive and reinstall his operating system from scratch. That's what he wants for Father's Day. To do something I did all day yesterday. For money.
Happy Father's Day!
goochout
I'll be going to my Dad's today. He needs me to install a hard drive and reinstall his operating system from scratch. That's what he wants for Father's Day. To do something I did all day yesterday. For money.
Happy Father's Day!
goochout
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
I laid awake last night. It was one in the morning and I was trying to make sense of it all. "All," being of course the ending of Sopranos last night. Right before I finally fell asleep, I think I figured it out. I started writing something on the last episode of Sopranos about four months ago. It was supposed to be a prediction about the ending. I'll take what I wrote and turn it into a discussion of what transpired.
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