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I was requested by a reader to insert her name ramdomly into the site: Amber.

There, that's done.

Chicago's Daily Herald: Elburn man accused of having sex with dog 
 
 

Linda Ronstadt Fired from the Aladdin in Las Vegas.

It was in the Aladdin where I stated to my friend (while playing video poker and buzzed as hell): "I'm going on a bender of chicks and fucking booze this summer. I'm gonna need to borrow your hot tub." I was also approached by a prostitute in the Aladdin. She would have "taken care of me" for $300. At that point taking care of me would have been getting me some Taco Bell and a glass of water, and calling me a cab.

And maybe a hand job.

I'm kidding.

Look who didn't drink himself to sleep last night and woke up in his own house... I was up until 12:30am watching season 2 of "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I cooked up two pounds of frozen shrimp, melted a stick of butter, and laughed myself to sleep while butter ran down my chin.

Robin, Eric, and Gooch at a barbecue last weekend. Good times.

Jorja Fox has gone from Crime Scene Investigations to Unemployment Scene Investigations. I never liked her character... always with that arrogant, smug look. Sounds like the producers opened up a fresh can of Bitchbegone and got rid of her and another guy who thought he deserved more money per episode.

GRATUITOUS PICTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN

Judge Judy is on... gotta run. Seasons one and two of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" arrived at my Dad's office. There's a total of 10 hours of Larry David magic in those discs. Sweet!

Nap time.