Tae-Kwon Doh!

Cuban Tae-Kwon-D0 Olympic Athlete Angel Matos got disqualified during a match, so he kicked a referee in the face. Apparently it was the best kick he launched that day. I could only find a slide show, meaning that this event happened on the one place on Earth that didn't have a video camera nearby. Strange.

goochout.

A night of pictures...

Last night was Gregster's bachelor party. It was a great time. Also this weekend, I'm going to the Festa Italiana. Also, a gratuitous picture of my cat.

Gooch:Hungover


My chips early on. I unwittingly racked this up to $47. I suck at poker.
Last night I sucked all the way to the bank.


Greg with his "bitch" tiara.


Festa Italiana 2008


Greg and Betsy: to be married in less than a week.


Missy the Cat

The 5 (PM) Wood:

Anna Faris. She's been on Entourage and I think she looks like porn star Bree Olson.

That said... I'd hit that.

Lunch Time...

Flashback:

Gooch snorting Jello shots at the Gillies' household in 2003(?).

Someone double-dared me, I guess.

Man blows .47 at fifth DUI

Cherokee County, Georgia: Cherokee Police Arrest Man For Fifth DUI (WSBTV)

According to police, the suspect blew a .47?

That's a high score. I think he should be able to enter his initials on the breathalyzer, like an 80s arcade game. He'd probably be one of those guys that instead of his actual initials, would put "FAG" or "DIK" or "FUK." But, that's his right because he fucking earned that spot. And he's fucking loaded with beer, so he has no idea what he's doing anyways.

Click HERE for a chart on the different levels of blood alcohol content and how this cracker should be chugging domestic beers in that big bar in the sky.

"Gooch," you ask, "You mean Skybar in LA?

Um, sure.

Gooch:Out

Morning Wood...

Porn Star Tera Patrick

Gooch Bag...

UPDATE: Just to clarify, this is a true story, kind of a funny exchange in the car over a word used in a way that didn't make sense to someone whose first language is Arabic.

[Gooch and his Arab friend, Alex, are driving back from lunch. The Howard Stern show is on the radio and the words "douche bag" are heard]

Alex: What is "douche bag"

Gooch: Well, literally, it's something that women use to clean themselves.

Alex: Why would you call someone that? Is he saying that the other guy is feminine?

Gooch: No, he's saying he's an idiot.

Alex: Wait... "douche" like the French word for "shower." Is he saying the other guy is not clean?
Gooch: No, "douche bag" is just a name people call each other.

[Two hours later, in the office, Alex hangs up the phone after talking to an operator about a credit card issue]

Alex: That guy is a douche bag.

Gooch: See? You got it!