Cherokee County, Georgia: Cherokee Police Arrest Man For Fifth DUI (WSBTV)
According to police, the suspect blew a .47?
That's a high score. I think he should be able to enter his initials on the breathalyzer, like an 80s arcade game. He'd probably be one of those guys that instead of his actual initials, would put "FAG" or "DIK" or "FUK." But, that's his right because he fucking earned that spot. And he's fucking loaded with beer, so he has no idea what he's doing anyways.
Click HERE for a chart on the different levels of blood alcohol content and how this cracker should be chugging domestic beers in that big bar in the sky.
"Gooch," you ask, "You mean Skybar in LA?
Um, sure.
Gooch:Out
1 comment:
Jess had a .75 in the ER. Up functioning and you never would have known he had been drinking. He wins. :)
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