Wanted:
Image consultant to work with mediocre writer who is so attention starved that he makes guest appearances on cable access shows. Potential candidates must own a green body suit in order to disappear into green-screen background. Aptitude test will include pulling a purse like bag out of my hands while I'm on screen. Send resumes to itsnotapursegoddammit@goochonline.com
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