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The Weakest Link: Newsmakers Edition broadcast tonight, proving that the American people will watch anything and that I will use any excuse to skip a workout.
But is it the Weakest Link or the Missing Link?
Tonya Harding: I would have given her $500 if she had said that she was from Vancouver or Boise, or anywhere but from Portland.
Puck? He was on an MTV show some six or seven years ago. Who hasn't been on MTV and does anyone remember anything that was on MTV six or seven years ago? The current demographic to which MTV caters can't remember what happened in real life six or seven minutes ago.
Anne Robinson? She's an alcoholic who lost custody of her kids and... oh, wait, she's the host.
Leif Garrett? The ultimate irony... he missed the question "how many sides on a 'stop' sign. Among the many things that Leif is famous for, he also crashed his car and paralyzed his passenger.
How about: Weakest Link: Who Gives a Shit? Edition or Weakest Link: Nauseaters Edition.
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