A Fully Poseable Action Writer
It's good to know that in times of international crisis, there are toys that can help children cope with their feelings. Gooch, A Real American Hero action figures should hit major toy stores in time for the Christmas 2001 shopping season.
The toy is not only more articulate (physically and verbally) than its namesake, but it teaches kids that the best way to deal with life's (and the nation's) problems is to take a shitload full of Paxil, put on a black jumpsuit, and kick some ass. The Gooch action figure comes complete with kung-fu sarcasm and swivel arm battle grip; accessories like a miniature laptop computer, little prescription bottles, and an Uzi (pictured).
The Play Website Activity Set and the Gooch action vehicle, "GOOCH-1" sold separately.
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