GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

Boy, I'm a gloomy gus. Must be the lack of sleep. I'm only getting eight or nine hours of sleep a night.

I'm barely functioning.

My condolences to my friend Bill, whose wife smothered herself with a pillow last Saturday. I only hope that she went quickly. She's in a better place, now.

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