Monday, June 10, 2002

Hospitals brace for 9/11 Baby Boom

Let me try to understand...

"My God... someone just flew two jets into the World Trade Center buildings! This is the worst foreign attack on US soil ever!"

"Wow, this sucks. Wanna fuck?"

"Um, okay."

SEX? I couldn't even jerk off until September 14th or so. I was too busy watching 24 hour coverage of the events. Watching the coverage and drinking my ass off. People deciding to have kids the moment the US comes under attack is pretty weird to me. The days after the attack should have been spent only one way: Overeating and watching copious amounts of television news.

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