Holy shit.
Is it a female thing to infuse drama into every action and aspect of their lives? Burning a love letter from her estranged husband? Reason #2845 to start banning soap operas. Her only job was to make sure there were no camp fires... and she starts one. Her job consisted of hiking and fucking with campers; and she screwed that up.
One-hundred thousand acres later and already three deaths have occurred, not to mention the wildlife. Hey, lady: YOU FUCKING TORCHED BAMBI... YOU BITCH!
According to initial reports, the firestarter actually contemplated burning the letter in a bucket of oily rags next to a propane tank. She figured that the forest would be a better option because she could do it on the clock.
Before anyone reads the last passage and says "Really?" to me, keep in mind that I tend to start my bullshit statements with "according to initial reports."
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