Monday, July 08, 2002

I saw Spiderman last night. Good flick, better than the trailers, if you ask me. It's funny, Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider, and the result is the chance to bang Kirsten Dunst. I, myself, received a spider bite this week. I would take a picture, except that it's so close to my balls that the effort to take the picture wouldn't be worth the visual. However, if you can imagine a red, scaly nipple on my inner thigh, you'll get the idea.

I'm getting on a plane today. Check out my Airlines Suck columns in the columns link above.

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