To anyone who tried to access this site last night, the following email (a response to someone telling me they couldn't access the site) will explain everything:
"I'm doing some system updates, adding redundancy to my server's disks the way I add redundancy to my deodorant every morning. I've had to shut down the server, restart the server, read through cryptic error messages... I always maintain that bullshit "I know what all of this means" look on my face even though I'm about to soil my Depends. It's a skill you don't learn in the Microsoft classroom... You HAVE to learn it on the street. Christ, I may use this email to you as a post on the website. I've had to shuffle TONS of porn around the LAN here. Not since I bought a new mattress in college have I moved this much smut."
There... professionalism to the core.
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