Han Solo did it all for the wookie.
Cookie Monster did it all for the cookie.
Garfield did it all for the Pookie.
Pete Rose did it all for the bookie.
I was going to take my Ford Escape SUV camping this weekend; Long story short: Dealer fucked up and now they have my Escape while they generously kicked in the ends for me to have a Ford Escort over the weekend. Ironically, I may take the opportunity of driving a car without vanity plates to cruise for an escort. Escort... escort... if the cops want to impound the car... fuck it. I sort of wanted to hear for the first time "No Gooch... I should be paying you" to be in the confines of my own car.
"Gooch," you ask, "what if she instead says 'say hello to my little friend?'"
You're so fucking funny, aren't you?
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