Sunday, November 09, 2003

Oh, Friday night my friends and I got a limo to celebrate my friend Ryan's birthday. Ryan is a bartender at Pallas Club in Portland.

In other news, this Paris Hilton sex movie scandal thing is intriguing the hell out of me. What do you want to bet that she was fucking Shannen Doherty's husband in a room at the Ramada? Four Seasons? Funny.

First off: I wouldn't bang either one of the Hilton sisters. If I wanted to, I'd just put a blonde wig on a twelve-year-old boy and, well. I can't get into the waif thing. Never could. The Hilton parents are mad that the video is being released and vow to "vigorously" prosecute the "criminal" responsible for the footage shot three years ago. I'm desperately trying to get a copy of this video off KaZaa, but KaZaa has sucked lately.

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