Saturday, April 03, 2004

CDC research finds no evidence stretching prevents injuries


Another example of how science is 50% guessing, 40% bullshit, and 20% math. Unless you're a scientist in outer-southeast Portland, where it's 20% meth.

You mean we could have shaved 30 minutes off of track practice and football practice? Who do I sue for this shit? Touch my toes? I can't see my fucking toes. What are they going to come out with next... sex doesn't really lead to pregnancy?

I'm going to see if alcohol really does increase judgement. Tonight, the experiment is on like Cheech and Chong.

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