DJs Fired After Playing Beheading Tape For Laughs
Portland DJs Played Audio Tape Of Incident
Ever since Howard Stern entered the Portland radio market, it's been a non-stop fucking sleezefest on Portland radio. Don't get me wrong, there's something to be said about the genuine sleeze and over-the-topness that comes from an original like Howard Stern. For chrissakes... I'm a dirtball at times. There are lines you don't cross and if you're so fucking stupid that you take something so universally horrific as the beheading of Nick Berg and laugh about it on the air, then you deserve to be unemployed (like me).
Every morning show in Portland sucks ass. Stern takes the place of a local radio show and suddenly DJ in Portland is looking for homeless people to fuck with. The 'black' radio station in Portland has almost no black DJs, but just a bunch of bad white DJs trying to sound ignorant. Black people should be outraged that the radio station that feeds their demographic has a morning show aimed at a third grade level.
I'm going to do an Irish Car Bomb toasting all Portland radio DJs tonight - Just about all of you are Stern wannabes blindly pushing the envelope of good taste to the point where you're going to get fired eventually and I'd love to piss on your W-2s next year. If you're a local "shock jock," quit reading this and go listen to your Howard Stern tapes so you can figure out what your show is going to consist of tomorrow. Homeless people? Strippers? Get to it! Your show isn't going to write itself, you need Stuttering John to write it for you. I'd love to hear an original thought from one of you Portland FM ass-clowns, but I gave that shit up so I can listen to Clark Howard on the AM radio. Hey, also, since you are called DJs, maybe you should quit telling old jokes and imitating people in New York and, I don't know, SPIN SOME FUCKING DISCS!?!?!?
Get me the number for Phil Hendrie, Howard Stern and Dr. Laura.
Gooch: signing off.
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