Diaz Steamed and Steamy: Cameron peeved over sexy Internet video.
I've kickstarted the old download machine... we'll see what comes up. The Paris Hilton video actually has 30 minutes of color footage, much better than the night-vision looking excerpt that I thought made up the full flick. She was 19 when the video was made, Cameron was 19 when her video was made. When I was 19, I didn't get laid very much, but I knew to NEVER film myself having sex.
Jenna Bush + Gooch = Love 4ever (giggle giggle)
Jenna, we have so much in common. Our lives filled with lack of responsibility has given way to self destructive behavior. We go through life care free, knowing that any indiscretion we commit will be covered up by parents and/or friends. We've turned to the bottle, you and I. The bitterness of liquor on our lips gives way to a sweet euphoria that only raging alcoholics like you and I can completely understand. Inhibitions, worries, and clothes seem to disappear as the night and blood alcohol level goes on. We will find each other the way I've found most of my girlfriends. Shit faced drunk, in bed, in my condo. You have the Presidential seal on your condoms... that's hot. We'll make sweet love while my digital camcorder secretly rolls on and pass out in each other's arms. We awaken together, you'll look into my eyes and say those three words that I'd been longing to hear all night:
"What's your name?"
Your secret service attendants will hold your hair back as we both vomit in unison into my toilet. I'll sign the confidentiality agreement, you'll be whisked away in a black Cadillac, and I'll only have my love and a 37 minute digital video with which to remember you.
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